I promised to post the devil costume with the dirty shirt I wore last night. But first I should point out, you should never wear that costume around labrador retrievers. I went to drop son #1 off at a friend’s house and got chased by his labrador retriever. First he tried to fetch my tail. When I turned around he tried to retrieve my feather boa. He barked at my eyelashes and finished it off with a wet nose to the crotch. If I knew him better, he would have gotten a swift kick in the ribs for getting fresh with the devil.

We got to the Halloween party and I was in charge of running one of the booths. I should point out that this is a huge party we go to every year with probably a hundred kids. One of the kids gets to the front of the line and doesn’t recognize me. I say “Hi Lucas” and he looks stunned and then looks at me suspiciously. “How do you know my name?” he says. I replied “I’m the devil, I know everyone whose been bad this year.” and then he turned and ran away. I should point out that he’s 10 or 11 so I wasn’t scaring little kids, but I enjoy scaring the bigger kids.

So without further ado, here’s my costume:

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