Hello? Police? I’d like to report a canine homocide on the 1900 block of IHATETHISDAMNDOG Drive? Yes, I do believe it was first degree, intentional homocide because he’s standing in the sleeting rain barking because he’s wet and demanding to come inside. The smarter dog is inside the doghouse dry and warm.
November 3, 2006
November 3, 2006 at 9:43 pm
A suicide by homocide. You’re one clever girl.
November 3, 2006 at 10:36 pm
lol. He’s staying out there until he shuts the hell up. I don’t care how wet he gets.
November 4, 2006 at 11:57 pm
Canine dementia. Tragic.
November 5, 2006 at 12:01 am
Sad but possibly true. He’s 12. Although it’s the 14 year that truly has the dementia. He’s just stupid and ill behaved. Has been since the day he was born….
November 5, 2006 at 12:18 am
You just described me! Stupid and ill behaved… since the day I was born.
November 5, 2006 at 8:47 am
Ha ha. I don’t think so.
November 5, 2006 at 8:47 am
Now stop trying to lull me into security.