When phone calls start out “so what are you doing this spring?” Yell “ABORT! ABORT!” and hang up….

<sometime yesterday>

<phone rings>

Me: Hello?
Voice on other end: Hi, it’s <name omitted>, I’m the VP of instructional baseball this year.
Me: Oh hi!
Voice on other end: <nervous laugh> Soooooo. What are you and Steve doing this spring?
Me: <laughs> Well I signed up to head coach T-Ball again and I think Steve signed up to asst. coach son #1’s team.
Voice on other end: Yeah…… about that. How do you feel about managing?
<silence>
Me: Uhhhhhh…….
Voice on other end: It’s really easy if you’re organized!

Sigh. So you’re looking at son #2’s T-Ball Manager. God help me.