January 20, 2007
Me: SON! Put some clothes on! I’m tired of looking at you walking around with your johnson hanging out.
Son #1: I’m not naked, I’m ”nude descending a staircase.”
January 20, 2007
Me: SON! Put some clothes on! I’m tired of looking at you walking around with your johnson hanging out.
Son #1: I’m not naked, I’m ”nude descending a staircase.”
January 20, 2007 at 9:32 am
That falls under the category of “if the answer is that intelligent and witty, then the nagging is null and void.”
O
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A similar conversation happened at my house the other day. S. was dancing in her birthday suit and ’shaking her booty’ and I asked her to put on some clothes and she said, “no, I have to pat my pee pee to the rhythm.” Stunned, I walked away and finished the dishes.
January 20, 2007 at 10:48 am
Just my kind of humor. My kids sometimes get away with murder (well, not literally, of course) when they amuse me with their replies. It’s hard to carry out discipline when you’re laughing your ass off.
January 20, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Tina- My mouth fell open and I thought OMG! How does he even know to say that?!
S. is hilarious. lol.
Iced-I *HATE* it when you have to fight off laughter and pretend to be stern!!!!
January 20, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Did this really happen? If so I blame it on all the coffee those Seattle kids drink. Grows ‘em up way too fast.
January 20, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Bice- Yes it really happened. Sigh. My child is the one who the teachers always say “You know, he’s REALLY bright?” As if I didn’t know. lol. He’s a fourth grader reading at college level.
January 20, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Holy cow! I think your son is my new hero!
January 20, 2007 at 5:29 pm
So everyone gets to be the hero except me? ;P
January 26, 2007 at 10:16 am
That is hilarious!!
January 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Busy- It was very hard to keep a straight face.