Captain’s Log
Stardate 2/16/07 6:42 pm

It has come to my attention that the time and date stamp on my blog are incorrect. And ya’ll being the geeky bunch, you want accurate, Captain Kirk style, up to the minute logs with stardates and all. I’m here to please. I’m also needing to report to sick bay because I think Dr. McCoy stole my $50 tube of lipstick and is waving it at people. Super Hero pee still flourescent yellow.

Kirk out.