February 23, 2007
Yes, those are nerf darts you see sticking to me. I pull them off, I get shot again. I change clothes, I find out they stick to pretty much everything. I’ve been shot about 400 times today. In fact I can not go within 30 feet of the family room without being riddled with darts by the bed-ridden son #1 like I’ve been involved in a gang shooting. I sent Steve an IM today saying “GD! I’ve been shot with that effin gun everytime I go anywhere NEAR the family room! He makes up excuses for me to go in there, lays in wait with the gun hidden and then shoots me while I’m running away!” In an enormous show of sympathy Steve replied “I am NOT laughing!”
I MUST remember to send a HUGE thank you to the people who ever so kindly brought that over to keep him entertained over the next few months. He’s entertained all right. I will plot my revenge. When’s that kid’s birthday?! 
February 23, 2007 at 11:15 pm
You have to get one for you so you can shoot back!
I got severely chastised for shooting in the house, when I returned highly accurate suppressive fire on my children.
Or maybe was I just chastised for my intense and accurate firing?
February 24, 2007 at 12:12 am
On the bright side, at least his ornery and annoying bones aren’t broken… yet.
February 24, 2007 at 12:57 am
Think it may be time for junior to sit in his own urine for a while, eh? ;P
February 24, 2007 at 11:00 am
Beau- The next time someone asks if there’s anything we need, I’m asking for a nerf gun for me. And yes, you are not allowed to return accurate and intense firing. You must scream like a girl and run!
Bice- Oh his ornery and annoying bones are quite intact.
Beth- Not as long as he’s on my couch!
February 25, 2007 at 11:15 am
I’d either get myself a gun or take the darn thing away from him. You’re much more patient than I am.
February 25, 2007 at 11:31 am
It’s on top the fridge now. Had it. lol.
February 25, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Scream like a girl - no way.
Combat roll and take cover behind the island. Reload while maneuvering to the corner and shooting with my off hand (to keep most of me hidden behind the island).
That’s the way we roll in my house.
March 3, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Beau- Lol! And you were wondering why the wife bans shooting? ;D