He’s left me coffee a few times this week on the counter, but I didn’t know if it was fresh or from the day before or what. So yesterday when he says “You didn’t drink the coffee I made you!” I said “I didn’t know if that was from today! Leave me a note so that I know it’s fresh.” I expected a note with the coffee that said “FRESH” instead the smartass left this:
Sigh. It’s hard being me.
February 28, 2007 at 11:54 am
I find that note totally awesome. But then, my wife thinks I’m a smartass too.
February 28, 2007 at 12:15 pm
NICE.
February 28, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Jason- I feel so sorry for your wife.
Noise- LOL
February 28, 2007 at 12:22 pm
That is hilarious! However, this clearly demonstrates that you are not living with your run-of-the-mill, garden variety geek. This act would seem to suggest that you quite possibly have a Jedi Geek on your hands.
February 28, 2007 at 12:23 pm
yeah, but the true question is. . .was the coffee fresh after all?
February 28, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Nice blog, It’s good you two both have a good sense of humour.
February 28, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Bice- Yes, yes. He’s a renaissance festival geek, a star trek geek, well just look at what he does for a living. he IS a geek’s geek!
Joey- Yes. But if we fuel the fires here I’m going to wake up to these sort of notes every day.
February 28, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Whiskey- Thanks. Humor is something we DO have.
February 28, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I had humour once but I found the cure
February 28, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Wow, he trumps my geek any day. Sweet.
Tell me he’s not a Ren Fest geek though…say it ain’t so….
February 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Tina- Yes, Art is relatively normal, comparativevly speaking. And yes. Ren fest it is, my friend. ;D
February 28, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Whiskey- LOL! Children? Marriage? What? ;D
February 28, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I would so NOT drink that coffee if I were you, H. Go get it checked at a local lab for poisons, bodily fluids, and back-stroking insects. A mind THAT fertile shouldn’t be trusted.
Just an offhanded guess here: former D&D player? ;p
February 28, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Beth- Why how did you guess he spent his formative years playing D&D? Really, what was the tip off?
He wouldn’t dare. He knows revenge would be swift and painful.
February 28, 2007 at 1:51 pm
At least he knows who he’s dealing with. Fear is good.
February 28, 2007 at 1:54 pm
My malevolence ends at snarky notes, so my coffee is guaranteed to be loogie/arsenic/bug-free.
And, yes, I have been known to inflict a few d8 damage in my day…
February 28, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Tina- I didn’t get the nickname evil genius for nuthin you know!
Steve- It better be. Or who knows what you’ll find in your dinner. ;D
Sigh. You had to say that out loud, didn’t you?
February 28, 2007 at 2:40 pm
LMAO!
H, cuz I married one too! It’s in their aura somehow. The crucial test, however, is not IF but how much of MP & The Holy Grail they know by heart. Bonus points if they do the accents. Triple word score if they act it out (no real coconuts plz). ;D
February 28, 2007 at 2:55 pm
That is fantastic! I’m not kidding. First, that he leaves you coffee. Then the note. Too funny. What a sense of humor! You guys must have so much fun.
February 28, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Beth- I. HATE. MP. We do not speak those words in this house. Ever. He can quote it, but risks life and limb if he does.
Iced- The coffee is very sweet. I could live without the over-acting, smart alek. ;D We HAVE been known to laugh ourselves silly around here.
March 1, 2007 at 8:14 am
How sweet . . . and a romantic note to boot. I did note that he called you the Lady of the Manor. He means well . . . I say that about my Hubby all the time.
March 1, 2007 at 8:51 am
d8 damage? Didn’t you get your warriors to use the two-handed sword? 3d6 is the way to go, take out any 2 hit die monster in a single blow…not counting strength bonus of course.
March 1, 2007 at 11:48 am
Pam- LOL! No, he meant to make fun of my request for a note. ;D
Jeff- You’re making me cry.
March 30, 2007 at 8:26 pm
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