Comments on: When you have a smartass for a husband…. http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/ It's Erma Bombeck meets Martha Stewart meets Dave Barry meets Lucille Ball Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:10:41 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Who Would have Thought? « joey moggie http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-7019 Who Would have Thought? « joey moggie Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:26:24 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-7019 [...] An entry from iamhelendt’s blog:  He’s left me coffee a few times this week on the counter, but I didn’t know if it was fresh or from the day before or what. So yesterday when he says “You didn’t drink the coffee I made you!” I said “I didn’t know if that was from today! Leave me a note so that I know it’s fresh.” I expected a note with the coffee that said “FRESH” instead the smartass left this: [...] [...] An entry from iamhelendt’s blog:  He’s left me coffee a few times this week on the counter, but I didn’t know if it was fresh or from the day before or what. So yesterday when he says “You didn’t drink the coffee I made you!” I said “I didn’t know if that was from today! Leave me a note so that I know it’s fresh.” I expected a note with the coffee that said “FRESH” instead the smartass left this: [...]

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5912 imhelendt Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:48:19 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5912 Pam- LOL! No, he meant to make fun of my request for a note. ;D Jeff- You're making me cry. :P Pam- LOL! No, he meant to make fun of my request for a note. ;D

Jeff- You’re making me cry. :P

]]> By: Jeff http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5911 Jeff Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:51:56 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5911 d8 damage? Didn't you get your warriors to use the two-handed sword? 3d6 is the way to go, take out any 2 hit die monster in a single blow...not counting strength bonus of course. d8 damage? Didn’t you get your warriors to use the two-handed sword? 3d6 is the way to go, take out any 2 hit die monster in a single blow…not counting strength bonus of course.

]]> By: Big Dog Mom Pam http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5910 Big Dog Mom Pam Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:14:46 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5910 How sweet . . . and a romantic note to boot. I did note that he called you the Lady of the Manor. He means well . . . I say that about my Hubby all the time. How sweet . . . and a romantic note to boot. I did note that he called you the Lady of the Manor. He means well . . . I say that about my Hubby all the time.

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5905 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:41:21 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5905 Beth- I. HATE. MP. We do not speak those words in this house. Ever. He can quote it, but risks life and limb if he does. Iced- The coffee is very sweet. I could live without the over-acting, smart alek. ;D We HAVE been known to laugh ourselves silly around here. ;) Beth- I. HATE. MP. We do not speak those words in this house. Ever. He can quote it, but risks life and limb if he does.

Iced- The coffee is very sweet. I could live without the over-acting, smart alek. ;D We HAVE been known to laugh ourselves silly around here. ;)

]]> By: icedmocha http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5904 icedmocha Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:55:59 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5904 That is fantastic! I'm not kidding. First, that he leaves you coffee. Then the note. Too funny. What a sense of humor! You guys must have so much fun. That is fantastic! I’m not kidding. First, that he leaves you coffee. Then the note. Too funny. What a sense of humor! You guys must have so much fun.

]]> By: Elizabeth Clement http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5903 Elizabeth Clement Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:40:58 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5903 LMAO! H, cuz I married one too! It's in their aura somehow. The crucial test, however, is not IF but how much of MP & The Holy Grail they know by heart. Bonus points if they do the accents. Triple word score if they act it out (no real coconuts plz). ;D LMAO!

H, cuz I married one too! It’s in their aura somehow. The crucial test, however, is not IF but how much of MP & The Holy Grail they know by heart. Bonus points if they do the accents. Triple word score if they act it out (no real coconuts plz). ;D

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5902 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:10:50 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5902 Tina- I didn't get the nickname evil genius for nuthin you know! Steve- It better be. Or who knows what you'll find in your dinner. ;D Sigh. You had to say that out loud, didn't you? Tina- I didn’t get the nickname evil genius for nuthin you know!

Steve- It better be. Or who knows what you’ll find in your dinner. ;D

Sigh. You had to say that out loud, didn’t you?

]]> By: Steve Teixeira http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5901 Steve Teixeira Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:54:28 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5901 My malevolence ends at snarky notes, so my coffee is guaranteed to be loogie/arsenic/bug-free. And, yes, I have been known to inflict a few d8 damage in my day... :) My malevolence ends at snarky notes, so my coffee is guaranteed to be loogie/arsenic/bug-free.

And, yes, I have been known to inflict a few d8 damage in my day… :)

]]> By: imtina http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5900 imtina Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:51:43 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5900 At least he knows who he's dealing with. Fear is good. At least he knows who he’s dealing with. Fear is good.

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5898 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:28:01 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5898 Beth- Why how did you guess he spent his formative years playing D&D? Really, what was the tip off? :D He wouldn't dare. He knows revenge would be swift and painful. ;) Beth- Why how did you guess he spent his formative years playing D&D? Really, what was the tip off? :D

He wouldn’t dare. He knows revenge would be swift and painful. ;)

]]> By: Elizabeth Clement http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5897 Elizabeth Clement Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:20:34 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5897 I would so NOT drink that coffee if I were you, H. Go get it checked at a local lab for poisons, bodily fluids, and back-stroking insects. A mind THAT fertile shouldn't be trusted. Just an offhanded guess here: former D&D player? ;p I would so NOT drink that coffee if I were you, H. Go get it checked at a local lab for poisons, bodily fluids, and back-stroking insects. A mind THAT fertile shouldn’t be trusted.

Just an offhanded guess here: former D&D player? ;p

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5895 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:36:34 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5895 Whiskey- LOL! Children? Marriage? What? ;D Whiskey- LOL! Children? Marriage? What? ;D

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5894 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:35:43 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5894 Tina- Yes, Art is relatively normal, comparativevly speaking. And yes. Ren fest it is, my friend. ;D Tina- Yes, Art is relatively normal, comparativevly speaking. And yes. Ren fest it is, my friend. ;D

]]> By: imtina http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5893 imtina Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:33:32 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5893 Wow, he trumps my geek any day. Sweet. Tell me he's not a Ren Fest geek though...say it ain't so.... Wow, he trumps my geek any day. Sweet.

Tell me he’s not a Ren Fest geek though…say it ain’t so….

]]> By: whiskeyswiller http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5892 whiskeyswiller Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:32:53 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5892 I had humour once but I found the cure I had humour once but I found the cure

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5891 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:25:21 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5891 Whiskey- Thanks. Humor is something we DO have. ;) Whiskey- Thanks. Humor is something we DO have. ;)

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5890 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:24:52 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5890 Bice- Yes, yes. He's a renaissance festival geek, a star trek geek, well just look at what he does for a living. he IS a geek's geek! Joey- Yes. But if we fuel the fires here I'm going to wake up to these sort of notes every day. Bice- Yes, yes. He’s a renaissance festival geek, a star trek geek, well just look at what he does for a living. he IS a geek’s geek!

Joey- Yes. But if we fuel the fires here I’m going to wake up to these sort of notes every day.

]]> By: whiskeyswiller http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5889 whiskeyswiller Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:23:41 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5889 Nice blog, It's good you two both have a good sense of humour. Nice blog, It’s good you two both have a good sense of humour.

]]> By: Joey http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5888 Joey Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:23:03 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5888 yeah, but the true question is. . .was the coffee fresh after all? ;) yeah, but the true question is. . .was the coffee fresh after all?

;)

]]> By: Bice http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5887 Bice Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:22:38 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5887 That is hilarious! However, this clearly demonstrates that you are not living with your run-of-the-mill, garden variety geek. This act would seem to suggest that you quite possibly have a Jedi Geek on your hands. That is hilarious! However, this clearly demonstrates that you are not living with your run-of-the-mill, garden variety geek. This act would seem to suggest that you quite possibly have a Jedi Geek on your hands.

]]> By: imhelendt http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5886 imhelendt Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:22:31 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5886 Jason- I feel so sorry for your wife. :P Noise- LOL Jason- I feel so sorry for your wife. :P

Noise- LOL

]]> By: noisedoctor http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5885 noisedoctor Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:15:11 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5885 NICE. NICE.

]]> By: Jason http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5884 Jason Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:54:49 +0000 http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/when-you-have-a-smartass-for-a-husband/#comment-5884 I find that note totally awesome. But then, my wife thinks I'm a smartass too. I find that note totally awesome. But then, my wife thinks I’m a smartass too.

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