Well who woulda thought there’s a reason that the egg dying kits come with egg dippers?

Step 1 for the ignorant, dip egg in dye:

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Step 2 for the ignorant, remove egg from dye and realize that fingers are dyed as well:

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Step 3, realize that the dye is indeed permanent, giving “green thumb” a whole new meaning.