Is it wrong to eat several spoonfuls of cookie dough for dessert if you’re tired and want to go to bed and are too tired to turn on the oven and wait for them to cook? Is it still wrong if you’re not tired? Is it wrong to go and kill the effin dog who won’t SHUT THE HELL UP?

Back to the cookie dough. Is it wrong to stand at the kitchen counter and eat it right out of the bowl? Is there an etiquette for making a pig of yourself when no one is looking? Is it wrong TO LIKE the cookie dough better than the cookie most of the time? Is it wrong to intentionally not cook the cookie all the way so that it’s very much like it’s orginal doughy goodness? I just need to know the magnatude of the sins committed here this evening. And I really was too tired to cook it….but is it wrong to just make cookie dough and not make cookies? ;)