Dog: Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
Steve: Damn him!
Dog: Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! YIP!!
Steve: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve either got to feed him or kill him!
Dog: Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
Steve: GAH! <sigh> Feeding him is less work…….
Me: <flipping through a magazine without looking up> Yeah. Cuz then you’d be all tired and bloody and have to take a shower………but killing him has it’s advantages too. Make sure you give him some Benedryl or I’M going to have to go out there and get all bloody…..