Talk about panic. A complete heart attack. I typed in the URL of my blog, and suddenly I’m looking at a p()rn page. I stared open mouthed and went “HOLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SH!!!!!!!!!!!!TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! They hijacked my blog!” And of course, as what always happens when you accidently open up one of ‘em pages, the kids are talking to you and about to walk into full view of your screen. I started to sweat and frantically tried to click on another window, when…..my computer just hung there. Sh!t the bed, with p()rn on the screen! “DAMMMITTTT!!!!!” I screeched, which only made the kids take notice.  So I slammed my laptop shut, sweating, cursing and praying the kids didn’t see that. After they walked away and my heart rate returned to normal, I sat there wondering how I was going to fix this. I mean it’s not every day your blog gets hijacked by a bunch of perverts. Ok, well maybe yours does, but mine doesn’t. ;)

I carefully looked around to make sure I’m not in danger of being surprised by the kids again. I slowly open my laptop again. Yep. It’s p()rn. I checked the URL again. Yep. It’s mine. Another thing I learned after having to throw my body in front of the screen to protect the children’s eyes and innocence is that if you click ANYWHERE on the window, like, to try to close or move it, it opens up, like, forty more windows, with penises and vaginas galore. I’ve had to yank the power cord out of the wall before  while screaming NO! NO! NO! It really tends to draw attention to yourself, if you ask me, but when I panic, I can’t help myself.

I carefully made sure to open another window clicking FAR AWAY from the offending window. I don’t even want to move that window or for sure I’ll be looking at a three foot long penis. Miraculously, my blog comes up. So I peer closer at the OTHER window. I check the URL again, I notice that it IS my URL but one letter was left out. So somebody intentionally stole my blog URL for a p()rn site so that if someone makes a typo, they get the p()rn. Isn’t there a law against this?! Those chicks don’t even look like me! ;)