Update to the SCOTT’S ORGANIC CHOICE LAWN FOOD NIGHTMARE entry from yesterday: 

I just walked into the entryway to put some stuff by the front door and as soon as I stepped into the entryway I yelled “Someone stepped in dog crap and is stinking up the whole house! Come figure out who it is!” Steve yelled back “I stepped in your f$#(*&$%($& fertilizer! That’s what smells!” OMFG! I picked up his shoes and gagged. I threw them out the front door and shut it quickly. I came back into the kitchen and glared at him. “You are NOT wearing those shoes in my car or in the house again!” He shot back “OH I’M WEARING THEM IN BED! WE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS MESS IF YOU HADN’T PUT THAT SH!T ON THE LAWN!” We glared at each for several seconds before he sighed and said “You probably need to blog that too.”

Son #1 just said “What is with the torrential rain lately, is this Florida?” And I said “Uh, I threw your shoes down the walkway, maybe they’ll get rinsed off.” He yelled “HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and ran out to rescue them. I called after him “Don’t you dare bring those in the house!”