Ok so remember I said there are words that I have trouble saying? Last night Steve alternated between utter bewilderment and laughing his ass off because I couldn’t say HORRIBLE. It started while we were laying in bed. We both usually unwind for a few minutes by playing games on our phones.

<click, click click>
Me: Oh that was horrible!!!!!
Steve: Horrible.
Me: Horrible?
Steve: No. Horrible.
<click click click of video game playing>
Me: Ok.
<more clicking of keypads>
Me: Horrible? (still checking)
Steve: NO A! H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E! It’s an OOO sound!!!
<click click click>
Me: Horrible?
Steve: NO!!!!!!! Horrible!
Me: Really? Because I thought I had it that time.
Steve: <Giggle. Sigh.>
<click click click click click>
Me: (hopeful) Horrible?
Steve: BWAA HA HA HA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Horrible! Why is that so hard for you?!?!
Me: Damn. I thought I had it that time.
<click click click click click click>
Me: Horrbile.
<silence>
Steve: Sigh. Noooo.
<click click click>
Me: Damn. I was feeling really smug that time. I thought I had it.
Steve: Really? You thought you had it.
Me: yes. Sigh. Horrible?
Steve: NO! Were you feeling smug?
Me: um yeah. You Californians talk weird.
<click click click click click>
Me: Horrible? This time I know I’ve got it!
Steve: Uh. No. You don’t. Horrible.
Me: Horrible?
Steve: HORRIBLE.
Me: Horrible?
Steve: YES!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<click click click click>
Steve: It’s not going to stick, is it?
Me: Sigh. Probably not.