January 27, 2008
This morning we woke up to a new breed of dog. Steve let the dogs out of their kennel and discovered our 15 year old incontinent labrador had a shit stripe up her back like a skunk. In disgust, he said “We have a new breed of dog. It’s called the Seattle Shitback.” lol. I’ll spare you the picture. It’s disgusting. Trust me.
January 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm
My cousin once announced that she wanted a Shih Tzu, which when being pronounced by a 3 year old came out as “Shit-Shoe”
January 27, 2008 at 3:37 pm
lmao! Brilliant!
We have a chocolate coloured Labrador cross, she’d messed in her bed the other night……
I wont go into what colour we were calling her! hehe
January 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Mr Geek- LOL! Kids have the most hilarious names for things.
Nemma- LOL EWAH! Our poor dog is crapping on herself nearly every night.
January 27, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Oh, and here I thought I was the only one with a Poopy Puppy. Thank goodness his is a nickname only.
Poor dog though. It’s horrible getting old. (Says the crotchety hotfessional)
January 27, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Hot- LOL! It’s really terrible. And so sad. And in her mind she’s still a puppy. lol.
January 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Years ago, my parents had a gigantic chocolate lab. One night we were all playing cards when he proceeded to grind his butt into my mom’s brand new off white carpeting… lift his feet… and drag his butt across the floor with a very satisfied look on his doggy face… leaving a large brown streak behind him.
Dogs… gotta love em!
January 27, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Hee hee hee…coming out of lurkdom to laugh at this. Poor puppy. I don’t know what that’s like, but we do have a cat that leaves little circular poop stains at times after sitting–usually on our sheets
And her nick name is…? Yep, Poop Stain. I know, our originality is to die for.
January 27, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Molly’s Mom-It’s awful. She poops while walking, sleeping, whatever. It must be terrible to be incontinent. OMG! LOL! Your cat!
Fig- LOL! OMFG! Our prozac-taking lab used to be obsessed with eating Steve’s underwear. One day I saw him outside dragging his butt along the ground and thought, “Uh-oh, worms” until I saw the waistband of Steve’s underwear hanging out his butt. LOL it was horrible!
January 27, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Ugh! Yuck!
January 27, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Tendrils- Luckily it had dried out by the time she came out this morning so it wasn’t an awful stink mess to clean up. Better to clean dried on poop than wet poop. lol.
January 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Wow. Perhaps puppy thought that since daddy wore his underwear on the outside that maybe it would do him (puppy) more good on the inside. Cut out the middle-man, ya know. If a dog-butt were a middle-man. Never mind.
Use #462 for those old barbeque tongs: to extricate underwear from the dog’s ass. Note to self: do not use said tongs again.
January 27, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Beth- I didn’t even help him. I was SO SICK of him eating Steve’s underwear I was hoping it would teach him a lesson. I made Steve go help him because HE was the one who kept leaving his underwear where the dog could eat them. He never ate any of mine cuz I never left them on the floor.
Oh and BBQ tong thing is disgusting. lol.
January 28, 2008 at 7:37 am
ewww ewww and double ewww….. that’s all that I can think of saying this early in the morning. oh, and oh yea…. EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
January 28, 2008 at 8:18 am
I’m not sure but I think what Zee is trying to say is… ew.
January 28, 2008 at 11:06 am
Zee- Yeah that’s about all I could say after I stopped laughing at Steve’s disgust. lol.
Fig- Really? Cuz I thought she was feeling all lovey and wanted to hug up on the dog and all…. ;D
January 28, 2008 at 11:48 am
Thanks I needed the laugh this morning, since we woke up to all this snow, and the monsters are all home from school.
January 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
Mother Hen- Lol! We’re snowed in too.
January 28, 2008 at 11:54 am
If you haven’t already, you need to read “Marley and Me” …It is perfect for ALL Lab owners!!
January 28, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Lucky- I haven’t read it. But I’ve heard about it and I bet my prozac taking lab is worse than Marley…lol.
January 31, 2008 at 4:51 am
Im just catching up after a few days of hecticness and am sat here like a mad woman giggling to myself! lol.
I forgot to add mines only 3.5 months old, so we kind of expect the occasional accident.
As for the underpants. mine nicked off with one of Lukes nappys the other day as I was changing him. I realised just in time what she’d got when Jack announced to me that “Molly dos eating oookeys nappy”
*Heave*
Luckily she’d not managed to even start yet.
Dogs are disgusting!!!!!!
January 31, 2008 at 9:57 am
LOL! My prozac taking dog would try to eat the diapers OFF my kids while they were wearing them. Disgusting damn dog. lol.