Because mine sends me messages that say:
Just went pee and received an immediate and stern reminder that lunch included asparagus.
February 6, 2008
Why my husband is different than your husband…
Posted by imhelendt under Humor, Marriage[15] Comments
February 7, 2008 at 9:42 am
LOL – that is too funny. Much like my husband yelling from the bathroom the other night – “ASPARAGUS PEE!”
February 7, 2008 at 9:44 am
Heather- LOL! Asparagus pee is the WORST!!!
February 7, 2008 at 10:05 am
I am so very jealous, Helen.
All I ever got were Poop Announcements
much like a baby announcement only with more information
length
weight
color
texture
consistency
February 7, 2008 at 10:19 am
Fig- OMG! I get Poo Reports too! It’s AWFUL!
February 7, 2008 at 10:29 am
eeewwwwwww
February 7, 2008 at 10:51 am
Mandy- lol!
February 7, 2008 at 12:51 pm
That is hysterical!
February 7, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Please explain asparagus pee.
February 7, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Lucky- I got a good belly laugh.
Mother hen- OMG! Do you not eat asparagus?! After you’ve eaten it, your pee smells like someone has opened up the gates of hell. Like rotten cabbage, like…Oh God, I don’t know but it is AWFUL! Here’s more info: http://www.wisegeek.com/why-does-asparagus-make-some-peoples-urine-smell-funny.htm
February 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I do eat asparagus, but have never noticed a different smell. Its usually in a small quantity in other foods. Maybe that’s why. Learn something new every day.
February 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Mother hen- Take a deep breath the next time you pee after eating asparagus. lol.
February 7, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I love asparagus and it doesn’t have that effect on me. Maybe it is because my asparagus is covered in hollandaise sauce. I think that’s why I like asparagus, but if it made my pee super stinky, I’d like it for that too!
February 7, 2008 at 10:43 pm
LOL Beau- It could also be that you’re hard of smelling.
February 8, 2008 at 2:31 am
I never knew this
Is it bad that this has caused me to go and buy some asparagus.
February 8, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Mr Geek- THat is SO disturbing.
You are such a… man. lol.