February 28, 2008
Last night all the baseball managers had to give a presentation to the parents of our teams. I had my power point presentation neatly printed out. While waiting for the meeting to start, one of the other managers was flipping through my presentation lamenting how long it had taken him to do his. When he got to the page where my coaching staff was listed, his jaw dropped and he pratically yelled “WHAT?!!?! THAT IS SO UNFAIR!!!” I grinned an evil grin, leaned forward and whispered, “When you’re a chick manager, ALL the dads want to volunteer to help coach.” Tee Hee. 
February 28, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Oh yes… those boobies come in quiet handy sometimes, don’t they! HEH!
February 28, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I do believe they got me out of a few tickets in my early twenties…..
Love my boobies!!!
February 28, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Fig- LOL! Always bring the girls!
Candid- Really? I don’t usually get out of tickets. Cops sense the defiance and attitude just below the surface and nearly always give me the ticket. Although the last time I got pulled over I did get out of it. The cop seemed baffled by me. lol.
February 28, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Okay, are we wearing snug-fitting uniforms?
Tsk. Tsk. I would never use my girl parts…
Okay, maybe I wore a mini mini in high school to get an A in Biology. The teacher was a lech. He met his first wife as a student in his class. Twenty years later, he met his second wife in his class…the same class as his daughter. Yep, skeevy. I used to catch him looking up my skirt when the room was darkened. He used to put his hand on my bare knee during required lab questioning at his desk. I finally wrote him a cutout letter threatening his life. Anonymously, of course, so I would still get the A.
Okay. Okay. Not the same thing as taking advantage of a bodacious, badass, baseball (or is it basketball) MILF. Consensual. I get it.
February 28, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I didn’t know about using my womanly parts until college. I was innocent. ;D
February 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm
and thats why i hate women…
February 29, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Oh Jesse, that’s not the real reason. The real reason is that you like the johnson better than the boobies. ;D
February 29, 2008 at 10:21 pm
personally I’d hope there would be huddling with managers and coaches more in baseball…if I were on your team.
February 29, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Jerrster- LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 2, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I’m probably nowhere close, and I’ll even volunteer.
March 2, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Matt- LOL! 4 pm tomorrow in Seattle, k?