Steve was in the dressing room trying on jeans and asks me to come in and have a look. He opens the door and I did a double take then said “No. Oh HAY-ELL No!” Hurt, he says “But why?” I said “Three words for you: 80’s p0rn star.” One’s junk is better left to the imagination. That is all.

For those of you unclear on the concept, I draw your attentionĀ to this example provided by one David Lee Roth of Van Halen fame…..