March 19, 2008
How to teach an art lesson on Van Gogh’s Starry Night….
Posted by imhelendt under Children, Humor, Motherhood, artFirst, talk about Van Gogh’s STARRY NIGHT, movement, color, strokes, etc. Then talk about the SUN. When done, open the floor to questions:
First Grade Student: “Uh, Mrs. Teixeira? Isn’t that the moon?”
Have Mrs. Teixeira turn and look at painting with surprise. Turn back to the student and say:
Me: “Why yes. That is a moon. That would be why the painting is called Starry NIGHT. Mrs. Teixeira needs A LOT MORE COFFEE.”
Sigh. It really happened.
March 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Yep. Sorry state of education these days…
March 19, 2008 at 2:23 pm
and here I was worried about homeschooling my children in art.
Order the Caffinated coffee. Decaf is for wimps like me.
March 19, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Fab- Sigh. Yeah yeah.
Colleen- Actually the problem is that I can’t have any coffee right now. I need to mainline some!
March 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I have some fabulous COLOMBIAN coffee my mom brought home straight from Juan Valdez’ coffee plantation, shall I ship you a few tablespoons? I’m afraid I can’t ship the entire bag…. I need it too!
March 19, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Answer -
Chocolate covered espresso beans. You suck on them like candy during breaks
March 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm
March 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm
LMAO…that’s right up my alley.
Something I would do….not a doubt in my mind.
You’re in good company, Sistah. Coffee doesn’t help me a bit, tho!!!
March 19, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Ive had about six coffees at work tonight in my little three hour shift. (Room was freezing and I was bored…
Now Its almost midnight and Im beyond knackered!!!!!! I just cant switch off though!
March 19, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Um, oops?
March 19, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Right, and wouldn’t that be why the sky is DARK??
March 19, 2008 at 7:38 pm
sounds like the teacher might of had a hangover
March 20, 2008 at 6:52 am
Tell me what college the teacher went to, so I can steer my daughter away from it.
March 20, 2008 at 9:11 am
Zee- Just let me lick your coffee mug. lol.
Colleen- Yeah but I’m not allowed to have caffeine. Sighhhhh……
Ron- Yeah that’s what I was doing!
Candid- LOL! My heart wasn’t in it yesterday. Sigh.
Nemma- LOL!
Hot- I really should focus better. Auto pilot is bad.
Tina- I KNOW!
Jerrster- The teacher just really needed a damn nap.
Pandemonic- I’m not revealing my college, as my lack of focus had nothing to do with where I went to college, but rather on the fact that I was teaching on auto pilot and tired.
March 20, 2008 at 9:23 am
No Caffine at all!!!! Life would have no meaning if I couldn’t have some caffine. I am guessing that is why you hold the good chocolate in reserve for yourself.
P.S. is that a way of spelling caffiene that I haven’t seen yet
March 20, 2008 at 9:54 am
Colleen- You people are killing me on spelling lately!
It’s spelled caffeine.
March 20, 2008 at 11:28 am
As you can see - I not only can’t spell, I can’t read either
March 20, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Colleen- I hate the wordpress spell checker, it messes up the formatting so I hate using it. But lately everyone’s complaining about my spelling. lol.
March 21, 2008 at 11:58 am
wow. i hate when that happens….
March 21, 2008 at 7:26 pm
hehe, that’s good. Put a little vodka in the coffee and you might notice some stars.
March 21, 2008 at 8:53 pm
And you say I drank too much coffee! Coffee is good. It keeps the senses sharp.
And it tastes good too!
March 22, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’m not saying a word…
March 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Tendrils- so you’re feeling my pain then?
Matt- Me no likey da vodka. lol.
Beau- Yeah yeah. Don’t rub it in.
Beth- But I know what you’re thinking.
March 24, 2008 at 9:13 am
Maybe, but perhaps not:
I’m thinking Win Belton needs to get his sorry ass out of retirement, bring you some GDamned coffee and redo his Van Gogh art history lesson…and this time, with feeling!
March 24, 2008 at 9:28 am
Beth- Did that ass retire finally?! You know he and I were not even speaking when I graduated right? We got into a big fight because I wouldn’t run cross country (it was the same season as swimming) then we had an even bigger blowout because I was a manager for boys swimming and went to CCS (EXCUSED) when we came back from the meet and I got off the bus, he was standing there screaming at me that I missed Art. Willie chased him off, but I went straight to the office and dropped his class. Oh yeah. Win and I are NOT friends. (shudder) I hate him.