March 20, 2008
(no not the a-hole ones from yesterday)
Ring! Me: Uh, you have the most hideous cat I’ve ever seen in your front yard.
Neighbor: I do?
Me: Yeah, son #1 just chased it out by hissing at it and stuff.
(They hate cats in the yard because they poop in their horseshoe sand pit.)
Me: But it’s the most decrepit, hideous thing I’ve ever seen! It looks like it’s undead! It’s got patches of fur missing, possibly missing teeth- seriously! Someone dug that thing out of a pet cemetery!
Neighbor: Is it white?
Me: Yeah! You’ve seen it?
Neighbor: Bwaaahahahaha! That’s the neighbor’s new shelter cat.
Me: What the hell is wrong with it?
Neighbor: They got it from the shelter and had to cut out a bunch of matted hair.
Me: Looks like an eyeball might fall out at any moment. (shudder)
Neighbor: That cat is hilarious!
Ummm. Not so much.
Brethren Kitteh:
March 20, 2008 at 9:24 am
hubby says it looks like someone dropped it in a vat of Nair.
March 20, 2008 at 9:31 am
That thing is scary!!! Those neighbors are better people than I am… there is NO WAY I would bring that thing home!
March 20, 2008 at 9:55 am
Colleen and Michel- This is not the cat- this was the world’s ugliest cat. The cat I saw looked worse. lol.
March 20, 2008 at 10:52 am
OMG the cat you chose to sort of represent your neighbor’s cat is by far THE UGLIEST and SCARIEST thing I’ve ever seen! I now have the WILLIES! Thanks! No wonder it won the prestige of being the world’s ugliest cat!
March 20, 2008 at 11:18 am
Ewww…
March 20, 2008 at 11:30 am
If the neighbor’s cat is uglier, you have GOT to get a picture. My curiosity is on high alert.
March 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
::snicker::
Looks like the kitteh got a botched brazillian… not that I know what that would look like or anything.
March 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Zee- And yet? Undead cat still more hideous. lol.
Pandemonic- Yeah. Tell me about it.
Colleen- I will try to get a picture of it if it comes near our house. Although it might break the camera. Or turn into a bat or the devil or something. lol.
Fig- So about this botched Brazilian? ;D
March 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm
LMAO……looks like my ex-mother-in-law!
(I know, I overuse that one…but MAN the resemblance!!!)
March 21, 2008 at 4:12 am
I’m sorry, but there is no way that thing is a cat! Ewwww!
March 21, 2008 at 6:26 am
Oh but for the love of God!!!! * Shudder * ICK!!!!
March 21, 2008 at 11:21 am
See! Now this is what the a few babies in my family resemble. Something that must be put out of this world. Faces that only a mother could love.
March 23, 2008 at 12:38 am
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March 23, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Candid- Well if the boot fits…. ;D
Person- Sure it is. It’s just…um….
Tendrils- Yeah. That’s what I said when I saw it.
Scout- One day I have to tell you about a friend’s baby. It was HIDEOUS. OMFG.
April 21, 2008 at 10:22 am
wow! you have to admit though, it looks kinda cute with its big ears, and big eyes. But i wouldnt want that thing living in my house!
April 23, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Chelsea- Um no. I won’t admit it.