March 26, 2008
Revenge is mine! Steve is about to leave for China and tells me this morning “While I’m in China- DO NOT send me any anti-communism, anti-Chinese government IMs or email. The government monitors internet activity there.” Geez. I thought he was just going to tell me not to drop the F-bomb. I grinned evilly and said “I’m going to be IMing you ‘FREE TIBET!’ about every three minutes.” Then I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face. Steve yelled “You a$$hole! You’re going to get me thrown into a Chinese prison!” As he walked out the door I yelled “FREE TIBET!” after him. 
Whatever Wednesday here today. I’m posting the rules AGAIN. Not for the new people. But for Fab. Because he’s hard of reading and rule following. ;D
Whatever Wednesday rules: Answer the question left by the person before you and leave a question for the next person. Play as many times as you wish. Anything goes. And it doesn’t have to be Wednesday to play.
First Question: Have you ever laughed at a completely inappropriate time like a funeral, a serious meeting or church? Give up the details.
Damn. After typing that question, this stuck in my head:
My internal sound track can be annoying……
March 26, 2008 at 10:41 am
I didn’t laugh but my mom did. At the vet’s office. When they told us that they let our cat run away by accident. She just started laughing, and couldn’t stop.
Question: Have you fallen asleep at an inappropriate place, such as an important meeting, a face-to-face talk with a boss, the car, in church?
March 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Yep. In chapel during highschool. I fell asleep running the sound board for the worship team..i ended up getting detention because i insulted God by falling asleep and not allowing everyone to hear his prais properly…so i think that would qualify as embaressing
Question:If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
P.S. FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 26, 2008 at 3:59 pm
LMAO….No, can’t possibly be a hostage situation.
Yes it can.
No, it cannot. (Free Tibet!!)
We’ll have to get back to you that one….
Which celebrity would you LOVE to punch in the face and why.
March 26, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I would love to punch Nancy Grace. Because no one should be so damned thrilled to report on missing women.
Have you ever found out after the fact that your fly was unzipped/you had spinach in your teeth/your shirt was unbuttoned?
((Free Tibet!!!))
March 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I served about four people at the bar the other night before I realised my shirt was undone… When I made a comment about it one of the lads I work with said he was going to point it out to me but he was waiting to see if anyone else notices lol
As an aside, Im goig to hear the Dalai lama speak at nottingham ice arena in May. Its his only UK date and Im quite looking forward to it. Karl bought me two tickets for christmas so My Mums going to come with me!
Next question, Do you hate or enjoy your job and what the best and worse part of it?
March 26, 2008 at 5:08 pm
oh, and another thing. I laughed at one of my ushers just as I was walking into Church when we got married. He had split the backside seam of his trousers and had bent over and flashed his underpants at me as I was about to walk down the aisle…
March 26, 2008 at 9:32 pm
As a SAHM I often hate to love my job. The worst part is when everyone expects me to do something AT THE SAME TIME…and that time is RIGHT NOW. Hubby is just as guilty as the kids.
The best part is when someone appreciates me or is proud of me. Like when hubby brags to his friends about what a great wife/mom I am, or when Monkey says thank you and really means it (not just saying it because he knows he has to), or when my dad tells me I’m doing a great job with my family. I mean, being a SAHM is internally rewarding but it’s nice to haer things outloud sometimes.
When parenting your children, who do you immulate?
March 27, 2008 at 12:38 am
living in AMERICA How can I be so God Damn Lucky?
March 27, 2008 at 4:48 am
My children are none existent. I dont even have house plants to dote over so my answer would be no…
Question-Of all the horror movie villians who do you think would make the best roommate?
March 27, 2008 at 6:00 am
oh yea, i forgot
FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 27, 2008 at 7:41 am
Fred Kruegar. At least he has a sense of humor.
Plus, he’d be handy with a salad!
Q: Besides nails on a chalkboard….what sound is like nails on a chalkboard to you!???
March 27, 2008 at 8:42 am
my daughter… when she decides to have that high pitched voice when she isn’t getting her way.
Do cackling hens (meaning older women in the workplace) get on your nerves?
March 27, 2008 at 8:59 am
Not so keen on the Dalai Lama myself (www.youtube.com/watch?v=igIBSeaJ9YI) but If we can get Steve Locked up … FREE TIBET!!
As for the cackling hens … Everybody in my workplace annoys me! One day that promised land of working from home will be mine … until then I have to work with the most annoying herd of dull automatons to grace the planet.
What was (or would be) your “First Dance” song at your wedding?
March 27, 2008 at 9:04 am
LMAO @ the FREE TIBETS! You guys are awesome! FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zee- THEY LOST YOUR CAT?!?! OMG! Did you ever find it?!?!
Jesse- These things about you don’t surprise me anymore. ;D
Candid- My multiple personalities are torn between wanting to punch Greta van Sustern and Madonna.
Hot- LOL! Really? Nancy Grace? I find her so much less annoying than Greta van Sustern. I can’t even look at the hideous visage of Greta.
Nemma- AWESOME split trousers! LOL!!!!! I’ve had the unbuttoned shirt problem before too. lol.
Person- Ah yes. The joys of being a SAHM. and a butler and a maid and a nurse and a teacher and a chef and a…..
Jerr- Was the rhetorical?
Jesse- Seriously doooode. How do you think of these questions?!? I’d probably have to live with Plankton from SpongeBob. He seems sensitive and all.
Zee- LMAO!
Candid- I *HATE* the sound of nails scratching bed sheets. And whistling. HATE it when people whistle.
Zee- Good point. That annoys me too.
Cackling hens dont’ bother me that much. Back stabbers are the ones I hate.
Next Question: What is your dream house? (ie a farm, a ranch, a flat, a beach house, a cottage, a mansion and where?)
March 27, 2008 at 9:05 am
There is one woman at work, a little older yes, who is so annoying. She just ‘loves everybody to death’ and so-and-so is just ’sssssooooo wonderful!!’ all the time that I just don’t want to scream. Just the sound of her voice twists my mood into a downward spirl of muttering and flipping her off in my head. Once after she told me she loved me to death, I said “No, you don’t.” She half chuckled…and then walked away. VICTORY!!!
Oh, oops, so then the answer to that question is yes!
Q: Do you ever catch yourself in an agrument with your spouse/sign. other at the point where you know you’re wrong or the fight is stupid and you stil keep it going anyway???
March 27, 2008 at 9:08 am
Crap, posted on the heels of Helen. LOL!!!
March 27, 2008 at 9:27 am
HAHAHA, to answer your question Helen I daydream a lot……like almost all day at work…
My Dream house is a french chateau. I have expensive tastes..i blame it on the gay gene. Us gays love to spend WAY BEYOND our means…
Now for Candids question. All the time when i argue you with hubby, about 5 or 10 minutes into the fight. Im not upset anymore but naturally i cant just stop arguing because it would mean i would have to accept defeat which i just cannot do. Most of the time whether i am actually upset or not it involves me storming out of the room making a big scene (sorry i was the youngest child, temper tantrums are my thing lol)
Next Question:If you could combine yourself with another animal, which would it be?
and if you dont like that one
What’s your drug of choice: ciggarettes, booze, or clowns? (HEHE)
FREE TIBET!!!!
March 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
During my student days I may have experimented with the odd substance, but the only one that is still present in my life is Diet Coke. I have a mighty addiction to Diet-Coke and Haribo TangFastic sweets.
As I have only answered one I’ll pass on Jesse’s other question
Next Question:If you could combine yourself with another animal, which would it be?
March 27, 2008 at 11:23 am
Oh.. and FREE TIBET!!!!
March 27, 2008 at 12:03 pm
hmmm, I think I would want to be either a bird or a dolphin. Because I want to be able to fly without fear, and dive into the depths of the ocean, again without fear. Oh I’ll fly cross-country in a plane, but it doesn’t mean I won’t grip the seats the whole way. And I can swim, but because I have horrible vision and can’t hold my breath, I can’t really swim that well underwater…. whew that was a long answer!
Oh and yes they lost my cat and never found it again. I think they probably anesthetized him more than they should. But I will never know.
Next question: If you had to choose between a delectable chocolate mousse cake and a NY original cheesecake with real whip cream and strawberries, which would you choose?
AND FREE TIBET! I swear that may become my trademark ending to all of my comments!
March 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Chocolate chocolate chocolate!!!! MMMMMMM!!!! (Love cheesecake too but it’s that time of the month and all I want is chocolate goodness!)
Free Tibet! (When I originally read this post I was cracking up reading it. Sitting in my office laughing so hard - my staff frequently thinks I’m loosing my mind!)
Next question: When you argue with your spouse/significant other - is it more often about numbers ($$), words, or actions?
March 27, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Actions…actions…actions…..
We don’t fight about money, we don’t have much!
We don’t fight about words, we mostly use nice ones.
YERP….it’s actions. But we rarely fight….’tiz good!
That was easy!!
If you could be a fly on the wall to listen in…who would you spy on and why?
March 27, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Oh and it’s a new day…..FREE TIBET!!!!
March 27, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I would love to be a fly on the wall in the oval office… I’d love to hear about all the crap they’re afraid to tell us.
My question: Don’t you think it’s also possible that Tibet is as free as it needs to be under the benevolent leadership of the People’s Republic of China?
March 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Mr. Geek- We eloped. And I’ve never thought about it lol. However? “Our song” is Billy Joel’s Just the way you are.
FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candid- LMAO at the old lady! I have no idea what you’re talking about with the whole fighting thing. ;D
Jesse- My drug of choice is working out or punching and kicking people.
Mr Geek- You know? I can’t stand diet drinks. If I was dying of thirst I still wouldn’t be able to get a diet coke down. lol.
Zee- Good call. They probably did kill it. Yikes. And though I love chocolate, I’d much prefer a cheesecake over a mousse. I know. It’s wrong. LOVE the new sign off. LMAO.
Christina- LOL! Sorry you’re now the office crazy. I don’t feel I’ve had a successful post until someone gets a drink through the nose. However I may have to add readers being labeled as lunatics to my markers for good posts.
Candid- You know. I often find myself wishing to be a fly on the wall. But there’s the whole swatting issue…
Dear,
Stop posting nonsense just to stay out of jail. FREE TIBET!
Next Question: Would you rather spend a week stranded in the snow or the desert? Why?
March 27, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I’d rather spend a week stranded in the snow. When you are cold you can do things to get warm. When you are burning hot, you really can’t get much colder.
That comes from spending 3-1/2 years in Alaska and 6 months in Egypt.
Free Tibet. I’m going to see the Dalai Lama in April. See him speak that is.
Now, my question. All of this talk of Free Tibet, does it make you think of the Beastie Boys? They’re big supporters of the Dalai Lama.
March 28, 2008 at 7:46 am
I can honestly say that the Beastie Boys had not entered my mind, but then I don’t think I have ever really thought about them.
My question: Which of the senses would you choose to live without?
And … FREE TIBET! and shame on china for Tiananmen Square! We’ll get him locked up yet!
March 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm
From my experiences this evening (Jacks just managed to headbut me and leave me with a probable broken nose) I’d do without smell.
As long as I can breathe through my nose I’d rather do without smell than anything else
Next question:
Who would you choose to hold a conversation over dinner with if you could choose anyone dead or alive?
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