Son #1 (fresh from the shower after a day in the mud): Holy Cow! I didn’t realize how dirty I was. I feel like I’m newly born. All fresh and clean!
Steve: Just so you know? You were gross when you were born.
Son #1: I WAS?!?!
Steve: Yeah. You were disgusting as a matter of fact. All bluish and smeared with uterus stuff…. (shudder)
Son #1: Awwwww.