April 14, 2008
It’s called Poto Blockchi in Japanese
Posted by imhelendt under Humor, Marriage | Tags: Hapkido, Humor, Karate, Marriage, Martial Arts |As a martial artist, we’re taught to use whatever weapons are available. Whether that be our fists and feet, or…. something else. This weekend Steve and I were unloading the dishwasher and on either side of it. He began his customary trash talk so I flicked a roundhouse kick out over the dishwasher, (yes we’re still living the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie.) Steve and I have sparred each other enough times to predict what the other is going to do next. For instance, I knew a backfist was going to be coming to the side of my head because it’s Steve’s signature move. So I used the weapon available to me…. the stainless steel pot I was drying off. Yes folks, I blocked the backfist with the pot. Steve howled “OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT POT BLOCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yes that’s a martial arts term: Pot Block- or poto blockchi in Japanese. They’re teaching it at all the dojos. ;D You should see what I can do with a spoon- also called spoonodachi in Japanese. ;D
April 14, 2008 at 9:21 am
HAHAHAHA that is great. God i wonder what the kids think when they see mommy and daddy fighting!
April 14, 2008 at 9:22 am
Jesse- They often sneak up behind us and join in on the punching and kicking. lol.
April 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
I like that you use a pot to block. I should use an iron. Or maybe my lovebird. No one would come out of it alive! Bwaaahh ha ha ha…
April 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Pandemonic- I was very pleased with my pot block. It was very satisfying.
Cuz it’s usually my head that’s on the receiving end of Steve’s backfist.
April 14, 2008 at 2:42 pm
and I thought we were hard on the furnishings.
April 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Jerr- It’s stainless steel, baby! ;D
April 15, 2008 at 3:19 am
This is why I don’t come visit.
April 15, 2008 at 7:38 am
What’s it called when you use Tupperware?
You really need to set up some cameras so we can see this stuff. Kinda like Big Brother.
April 15, 2008 at 8:56 am
Fab- Oh. And here I was afraid of your stalking. ;P
Fig- That’s Toopoichi. ;D I’ll try to remember to bring a camera to sparring class so you all can see us beat each other up. ;D
April 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Tsk, tsk. Dirty fighting. Loooove it. But aren’t you ever worried the neighbors will call the police thinking you’re the next Vanilla Ice and poor steve is his beating bag of a wife?
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2008/04/10/0410vanilla.html
You must think clearly on these things, little grasshoppercrapwhorecricketwhateverthefuckinsectthatkungfuguytalksaboutendlessly.
April 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm
OH that’s funny funny funny!
This is the only place where I can shout FREE TIBET to the crap whore who pot blocks her husband!! Don’t think I wasn’t cracking up at the crap isle in Lowes last weekend! (We bought four bags, thankyouverymuch!)
April 15, 2008 at 6:18 pm
That’s the true warrior spirit!
And I just love Japanese because you end just about every word with -o and it’s a Japanese word!
April 16, 2008 at 9:07 am
Scout- Wow. Looks like Rob’s been livin’ hard.
We spar in the living room, fully decked out, in front of a big picture window. If no one has called the police by now, they aren’t going to. lol.
Candid- May your flowers be bountiful this summer. lol. You can be crap whore jr.
Beau- o or ito or ichi about covers it all. lol.
April 16, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Crap Whore Jr has a nice ring to it, dontcha think!?
April 16, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Candid- I think so. Scout made up the name. She gave herself the name Windy Douchehole. lol.
April 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
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