We’re having creme of angry soup today.

I thought I would be better today. I thought I would be able to shake it off. And yet? This is me:

 

And this:

 

Oh and this:

 

So um yeah. I’m not better. But? Since I can’t be funny, I give you the internetz. With the glorious search terms people used to get here:

white poo in children
rabbit on a pogo stick
cooking kitchen naked sex
twisty cats (there’s a huge cat theme going here)
cat washing ass
evil cats
ugliest cat
cat teeth cavity
cats pink nipples
cracked out cat
cats wearing socks
ugliest cat in the world
ugliest people
dont ever piss off your maid of honor
whites have recessive genes (WTF?)
“getting high” + pressing on chest
recipe pot brownies
pill bottle with people falling out (lay off the pot brownies then)
dog hernia on breast (did you know dogs had breast? I did not know that.)
septic squishy (shudder)
worlds ugliest baby (my friend had one of those…)

So this time around, the devil sex and satan worship is out and the ugly people, babies and cats are in. Actually anything cats. In the last couple of weeks, I’ve had around 4,000 hits based on ugly humans and kittehs. lol. I have no idea what all the getting high stuff is about….. but we DO NOT serve pot brownies here. Did I talk about pot brownies? I don’t think I did. Well, now I’m talking about them. But I wasn’t talking about them before. Oh WAIIITTTTTTTTTT. I was talking about pot blocks and recipes for brownies. And the search engines went and twisted up all my words. Hrummmphh. Now I’m back to creme of angry soup. I have the recipe if you want it.