1. Surf the internet
2. See the following headline: Dirtier than a toilet?  with a picture of a keyboard.
3. Without clicking on the link, jump up and run to the bathroom for disinfectant, muttering “OH DEAR GOD!” on the way.
4. Thoroughly disinfect keyboard and mouse and anything else in it’s path.
5. Return disinfectant to bathroom, pausing at cabinet to decide you probably weren’t thorough enough and could have missed a spot.
6. Disinfect keyboard again and return disinfectant to bathroom.
7. Settle back in seat and click on link.
8. See sub headline: Bacteria Thrive on Keyboards, Mousepads, Phones and jump back up and head for the bathroom again.
9. Disinfect phones. Yep. Twice.
10. Return to chair again and settle in to read article. Recoil in horror at the thought of millions of bacteria and the comparison to public faucets and shopping cart handles. It’s almost enough to drive one back to the bathroom for another round of disinfecting.
11. At this point realize that you’ve sat back down and started using mouse and keyboard, but can’t remember if hands have been disinfected.
12. Jump up again and run to sink for surgical hand wash.
13. Consider where else house might need to be disinfected now….. ;)