I forgot to tell you guys what happened with the dog after Steve came home. If you recall, I was serving him Peanut Butter and Crazy Sandwiches with a side of downers the whole time Steve was gone. The first night Steve came home and went outside to feed the dogs, Simba staggered out the doghouse, with his fur sticking out in all directions and his eyes heavily lidded. Steve did a double take and then yelled from the yard “HONEY? Why does the dog look like Keith Richards?”