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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/death-of-a-clown/#comment-30340</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shana- LOL! Well what do you say when you&#039;ve tie dyed your hands?!? 

BEAU! Don&#039;t put the pressure on me! LOL!

Alfred- I need to stop giving 110% and start half assing it a little more, me thinks.

Hot- It&#039;s black. lol.

Jerrster- I just checked behind me to see if you were talking to someone else. ;D When did candy and presidential slogans come into the room? ;D

Sabrina- LOL! That is totally me!

Ms. H- Well...me. What else am I gonna say when my hands are tie dyed like a fool? ;D

Spiderman- Where are ya&#039; coming from? NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! ;D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shana- LOL! Well what do you say when you&#8217;ve tie dyed your hands?!? </p>
<p>BEAU! Don&#8217;t put the pressure on me! LOL!</p>
<p>Alfred- I need to stop giving 110% and start half assing it a little more, me thinks.</p>
<p>Hot- It&#8217;s black. lol.</p>
<p>Jerrster- I just checked behind me to see if you were talking to someone else. ;D When did candy and presidential slogans come into the room? ;D</p>
<p>Sabrina- LOL! That is totally me!</p>
<p>Ms. H- Well&#8230;me. What else am I gonna say when my hands are tie dyed like a fool? ;D</p>
<p>Spiderman- Where are ya&#8217; coming from? NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! ;D</p>
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		<title>By: Scout's Honor</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/death-of-a-clown/#comment-30339</link>
		<dc:creator>Scout's Honor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hehehe.  No gloves.  Such a dumbass.  See, i can say that because I put red and black dye on my hair without gloves.  Yep, black and red.  I killed Spiderman.  What was worse was he splattered because I had splotches of black on my forehead where he dripped that looked vaguely like I hadn&#039;t taken a shower in ...oh...over a year and was homeless.

Clown &amp; Spidey killers unite!

Glad your back. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hehehe.  No gloves.  Such a dumbass.  See, i can say that because I put red and black dye on my hair without gloves.  Yep, black and red.  I killed Spiderman.  What was worse was he splattered because I had splotches of black on my forehead where he dripped that looked vaguely like I hadn&#8217;t taken a shower in &#8230;oh&#8230;over a year and was homeless.</p>
<p>Clown &amp; Spidey killers unite!</p>
<p>Glad your back. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Ms. H</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ms. H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who the hell thinks up stuff like &quot;we were killing clowns&quot; on the spur of the moment?!?!?!

That&#039;s a FREAKING RIOT!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who the hell thinks up stuff like &#8220;we were killing clowns&#8221; on the spur of the moment?!?!?!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s a FREAKING RIOT!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sabrina</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/death-of-a-clown/#comment-30320</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabrina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahaha, you and your family are exactly as my uncle Joe.. 

He used to tell my aunt while they were going oit of a store and infront of the security officer &quot;hey Amanda, aren&#039;t you going to pay for that stuff you put in your purse?&quot; 

The security guard never knew what to do.. but his face was priceless  :).

He would LOL wit you and your aunt and grandma in the hosital for sure.

hehehe. clowns.. hehehe. NExt clown&#039;s hunt please invite me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahaha, you and your family are exactly as my uncle Joe.. </p>
<p>He used to tell my aunt while they were going oit of a store and infront of the security officer &#8220;hey Amanda, aren&#8217;t you going to pay for that stuff you put in your purse?&#8221; </p>
<p>The security guard never knew what to do.. but his face was priceless  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>He would LOL wit you and your aunt and grandma in the hosital for sure.</p>
<p>hehehe. clowns.. hehehe. NExt clown&#8217;s hunt please invite me!</p>
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		<title>By: greanbean3</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your grandma and my mom would so like be BF&#039;s, fer real. My mom too, just as you wrote,is &quot;the sweetest, kindest old lady you’ve ever met.&quot; She looks just like the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella. I kid you not. And she too, has a WICKED sense of humor. Gotta love &#039;em!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your grandma and my mom would so like be BF&#8217;s, fer real. My mom too, just as you wrote,is &#8220;the sweetest, kindest old lady you’ve ever met.&#8221; She looks just like the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella. I kid you not. And she too, has a WICKED sense of humor. Gotta love &#8216;em!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: jerrster</title>
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		<dc:creator>jerrster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>come eat my candy...damn that is such a good presidential slogan I should capitailize on that shit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>come eat my candy&#8230;damn that is such a good presidential slogan I should capitailize on that shit</p>
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		<title>By: hotfessional</title>
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		<dc:creator>hotfessional</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Were you tie-dying your sling?</description>
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		<title>By: Alfred Thompson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alfred Thompson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At one point I would have (in fact may have) suggested a gun but now I am not so sure. I imagine the stories would be just as funny as the martial arts ones are but the injuries might be more serious. :-)

You do need to start taking better care of your self though. Your loyal readers need you. Chances are your husband and sons would appreciate it as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At one point I would have (in fact may have) suggested a gun but now I am not so sure. I imagine the stories would be just as funny as the martial arts ones are but the injuries might be more serious. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>You do need to start taking better care of your self though. Your loyal readers need you. Chances are your husband and sons would appreciate it as well.</p>
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		<title>By: Beau</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beau</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Welcome back.  And you are back with a vengeance!  That clown blood stuff is pretty funny.

Bummer about the arm.  After the leg and now the arm, Sensei might be right.  You can still hurt people with knitting needles, you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back.  And you are back with a vengeance!  That clown blood stuff is pretty funny.</p>
<p>Bummer about the arm.  After the leg and now the arm, Sensei might be right.  You can still hurt people with knitting needles, you know.</p>
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		<title>By: Shana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG.  I just almost peed my pants!  That conversation with your grandma at the hospital is SO much like a conversation my mom and I would have with my grandmother.  I like to tease Grandmother that death has come knocking a couple of times now, but takes one look at her and turns around and runs away out of fear she&#039;ll talk his ear off!  Makes her laugh every time.  :)  No one gets why it&#039;s funny...huh.

And rainbow colored clown blood!!  LOL!!!  Fabulous.  Just fabulous.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG.  I just almost peed my pants!  That conversation with your grandma at the hospital is SO much like a conversation my mom and I would have with my grandmother.  I like to tease Grandmother that death has come knocking a couple of times now, but takes one look at her and turns around and runs away out of fear she&#8217;ll talk his ear off!  Makes her laugh every time.  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   No one gets why it&#8217;s funny&#8230;huh.</p>
<p>And rainbow colored clown blood!!  LOL!!!  Fabulous.  Just fabulous.  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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