No wait. I had amnesia. A concussion? Ok let’s face it, it’s been busy this summer. Then I got overwhelmed with the number of comments that had to be answered. Then I hurt me self, arrggggg (son #1 used to say “I hurt me self” when he was two and then Steve would go “ARGGGG” because he sounded like a pirate.) Oh, let’s face it, I’ve been injured all summer. Not a working limb to be had. Then I got bitten by a search dog that Greenbean and CarnageSIS sent out. And I got arrested for the clown killings. They had to treat the bite wounds while I was in jail and then I got an infection. Never mind. I can’t think of any good excuses. Except that my spouse is a closet Democrat and now declaring he’s an independent. He’s also been very mouthy lately. I keep having to get all Hapkido-y on his ass. The dog has gone totally off his rocker and now thinks he’s a baby kangaroo. Son #1 was discharged from occupational therapy in May and had to be re-admitted on Monday. Ya’ll? Almost lost my ever-loving mind! Son #2 has grown to roughly the size of a small bear, jumping two sizes this summer. And I had to take 8 weeks off of martial arts due to all the injuries. I know. Weak excuses. Sigh.
My cousin came to visit from Texas last week. On the first morning she was here, Son #1 came racing into my room, shook me awake and whispered “MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! Mooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!! Wake UP! Alesia rearranged the living room and she says she taking home (some family) paintings! MOM! HURRY! WAKE UP!!” I rolled over and opened one eye “It’s ok, Son.” Terrified he says “NO! Mom! She was measuring to see which suitcase the paintings would fit in!!! GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” LOL!! I staggered downstairs with my eyes half closed and she’s standing in the middle of the living room grinning and I mumbled as I walked by “You’re terrifying the kids. Stop threatening to steal shit. Living room looks good. Where’s the coffee?”
I have to tell you, I LOVE her 16 year old daughter. Most pleasant, well-behaved teenager you’ve ever met. Never crabby, never bitchy. And she’s like a breath of fresh air. She hasn’t lost the ability to be silly and isn’t afraid of what other people think. We were coming back from the lake and she took the beach blanket and tied it around her neck like a cape. Then she was running back and forth along the beach making the cape fly out behind her and yelling “I’m SUPERWOMAN!” She’s my kinda kid, let me tell ya. I must adopt this child. I even got in a bidding war with my cousin over her. I said “Come live with me. I’ll put you through college.” Alesia says “She’s got a boyfriend back home.” I said “We got boys here. I cook! I make everything from scratch.” Alesia says “We got McDonalds and a microwave. And she’s stricter than I am!” I said “There’s an extra car in the driveway. It’s yours.” Superwoman throws open her arms and looks at me and yells “MOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY” while Alesia muttered “Bitch” under her breath. Seriously. LOVE this kid. I’m hoping she’ll come out here to go to college.
So anyway, the summer has slipped away. Soccer season has already started and the kids are back in school in a couple of weeks. Where did it all go? I had visions of lazy afternoons and local day trips with the kids. Somehow, that slipped away with all the traveling and such. Plus, the weather has not been cooperative here. I’ve been wearing a coat all week. 62 and rainy! I hope everyone has had a good summer.
Since it’s Wednesday and I remembered, let’s play a little game of Whatever Wednesday:
Whatever Wednesday rules: Answer the question left by the person before you and leave a question for the next person. Play as many times as you wish. Anything goes. And it doesn’t have to be Wednesday to play.
First Question: What was your favorite thing that you did this summer?
August 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm
My favorite thing I did this summer was survive..I survived a camp evacuation due to flooding (no damn kids died!), I got pneumonia, had the doctors tell me I had cancer then wait a week and tell me it was a false positive, then to top it off my student loans didn’t go through due to this credit crunch Bush got us into, therefore i couldn’t go back to school and now am unemployed, broke, and totally bored..But i wouldnt change it for anything i met some amazing people and walked away with two best friends from this summer!
PS. I am back…the flamer is back and he is here to stay!
love you imhelendt and greenbean!
What do you love the most about the Killerkaratefrog?
August 20, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Yeah! You’re back.
Cleset Democrat husband? Shiver. Does he at least do yard yard work and serve vegetables with meal?!
Sigh.
August 20, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Jesse- GIIIIRRRRLLLLLFFFRRRRIIIIEEENNNDDD!!Oh thank GOD! We were dying over here without you! I’m SO glad you don’t have cancer!!!! What I love most about Killerkaratefrog is that it’s all you, all the time. ;D
Scout- Yes, he tries to deny it, but EVERY single election, he starts making noises about voting for the democratic candidate and EVERY SINGLE ELECTION I threaten to disown him!!!!!!!!!!!! And NO. *I* mow the lawn and do the yard work. He only makes vegetables because there would be nothing else for me to eat if he didn’t. lol. I was horrified at the burnt salmon with no vegetables. Sigh.
Next Question: What’s your favorite Olympic sport to watch?
August 20, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I missed you too!
My favorite Olympic sport is any that has nearly nude men running around, swimming, fighting, etc etc
What is your most outrageous dream job?
August 21, 2008 at 6:49 am
chocolate tester
yea i Know :$
What is your worst dream?
( welcome back jesse
)
August 21, 2008 at 9:01 am
My worst dream is i go out in public with brown shoes and a black belt….shudder…i get the shakes just thinking about it…its horrifying
boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs on a guy?
August 21, 2008 at 11:27 am
I prefer to wear boxer briefs, although I admit to caring very little about what other guys might choose to wear.
And, yes, it’s true… I admit that political party affiliation is less important to me than identifying individual candidates that represent my interests, irrespective of the party to which they belong.
Next question: what would be your top agenda items in your first 6 months after being named Emperor of Earth?
August 21, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Your blog is funny. I was totally like that girl when I was 16. I’m scared to have girls, I’d want them to be just like that.
August 21, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Steve- Your question has left me speechless…the only thing that pops into my head is something to do with a law on having a permanent stash of dark chocolate…hmm…wonder what I want right now?
should alcohol be legalized for 18 year olds? (I read an article today…)
August 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Also I think as Steve. I think is better to look for the candidate that represents your interests instead of follow the one that goes with a party but might not represent what you think or want. Well I do not vote anyway I can’t ..not citizen.
- AS emperor of the world, recently named by steve, where would you build your first mansion-castle?
August 26, 2008 at 5:24 am
Slap bang in the middle of Manchester city centre!
Amazing amount of shopping within easy reach, fantastic people, Brilliant city for kids, and some bloody good curry houses close by. All this and about a 30 minute drive away from the most stunning countryside in England!
August 27, 2008 at 1:48 am
ooooh forgot my question!!!!!!!
What would be your save from a burning building object?????