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	<title>Comments on: Baby got LoJack</title>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30993</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL! I&#039;m 5&#039;4.5&quot; and when I was giving birth to son #1 and he was crowning, I kept insisting that he somehow had a foot in my lungs. They didn&#039;t believe me until they saw him and the doctor said, I guess that really was his feet! LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL! I&#8217;m 5&#8242;4.5&#8243; and when I was giving birth to son #1 and he was crowning, I kept insisting that he somehow had a foot in my lungs. They didn&#8217;t believe me until they saw him and the doctor said, I guess that really was his feet! LOL!</p>
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		<title>By: Nemma</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30988</link>
		<dc:creator>Nemma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s not 4 until June but is well into aged 4-5 years clothing. Yeah he&#039;s still very tall and looks a lot older than he is! He towers over a fair few of his nursery friends
The midwives measured him twice as they didnt believe that a baby that huge could fit into someone as short as me (Im 5&#039;3)lol
Even when the midwife came to visit us when we got home she remeasured him saying the hospital staff must have got it wrong.... She soon took it back!
He was super tall but super skinny too</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s not 4 until June but is well into aged 4-5 years clothing. Yeah he&#8217;s still very tall and looks a lot older than he is! He towers over a fair few of his nursery friends<br />
The midwives measured him twice as they didnt believe that a baby that huge could fit into someone as short as me (Im 5&#8242;3)lol<br />
Even when the midwife came to visit us when we got home she remeasured him saying the hospital staff must have got it wrong&#8230;. She soon took it back!<br />
He was super tall but super skinny too</p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30959</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Wife- No, it didn&#039;t show up for some reason. Thanks! I&#039;ll check it out! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Wife- No, it didn&#8217;t show up for some reason. Thanks! I&#8217;ll check it out! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: The Wife</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30955</link>
		<dc:creator>The Wife</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know why my name didn&#039;t link to me, but I&#039;m kind of new so maybe user error?

Anyway, you can see my blog at http://notyourmamaskind.wordpress.com/

If you think that you&#039;re interested in doing an interview for me, my email is listed on the site.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know why my name didn&#8217;t link to me, but I&#8217;m kind of new so maybe user error?</p>
<p>Anyway, you can see my blog at <a href="http://notyourmamaskind.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow">http://notyourmamaskind.wordpress.com/</a></p>
<p>If you think that you&#8217;re interested in doing an interview for me, my email is listed on the site.</p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30950</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nemma- Oh my goodness! That&#039;s REALLY long! Is he still really big for his age?

SUUUUUREEEEE it wasn&#039;t you! ;D

Hi Wife- LOL! That sounds fun!

What&#039;s the url of your blog?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nemma- Oh my goodness! That&#8217;s REALLY long! Is he still really big for his age?</p>
<p>SUUUUUREEEEE it wasn&#8217;t you! ;D</p>
<p>Hi Wife- LOL! That sounds fun!</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the url of your blog?</p>
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		<title>By: The Wife</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30948</link>
		<dc:creator>The Wife</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am very familiar with the hospital baby LoJacks-especially since when we had Janie it was broken.  About every 20 minutes the alarms would go off and the doors would slam shut and you&#039;d get trapped in your room or in little boxed off areas in the hallway.

Good times.

I&#039;m glad you&#039;re back-I&#039;ve been hoping for a new blog for a while.  :)  

Of course I also have ulterior motives...would you be up for letting me interview you by email for my new little blog?  Check it out and drop me an email if you&#039;re interested.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am very familiar with the hospital baby LoJacks-especially since when we had Janie it was broken.  About every 20 minutes the alarms would go off and the doors would slam shut and you&#8217;d get trapped in your room or in little boxed off areas in the hallway.</p>
<p>Good times.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re back-I&#8217;ve been hoping for a new blog for a while.  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
<p>Of course I also have ulterior motives&#8230;would you be up for letting me interview you by email for my new little blog?  Check it out and drop me an email if you&#8217;re interested.</p>
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		<title>By: Nemma</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30942</link>
		<dc:creator>Nemma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jack never fitted into his newborn stuff. He was 9lbs half an ounce but was so tall he was really skinny, apparently the average babys about 53cms long, Jack was 59!!!!! W=I remember bursting into tears when after 40 hours of contractions resulting in an emergancy section the midwife decided she&#039;s have to cut the feet off his little new baby outfit lol

As for LoJack, we had something similar I think its a brilliant idea! We had something similar when I had my two, it was a tag that fitted inside thier clothing, brilliant idea until you got a sleep deprived new mum who&#039;d taken it out the clothes when she was changing the baby and had forgotten to put it back in and just stuffed it in her dressing gown pocket lol

(Not that I know ffrom experience either! lol;) )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack never fitted into his newborn stuff. He was 9lbs half an ounce but was so tall he was really skinny, apparently the average babys about 53cms long, Jack was 59!!!!! W=I remember bursting into tears when after 40 hours of contractions resulting in an emergancy section the midwife decided she&#8217;s have to cut the feet off his little new baby outfit lol</p>
<p>As for LoJack, we had something similar I think its a brilliant idea! We had something similar when I had my two, it was a tag that fitted inside thier clothing, brilliant idea until you got a sleep deprived new mum who&#8217;d taken it out the clothes when she was changing the baby and had forgotten to put it back in and just stuffed it in her dressing gown pocket lol</p>
<p>(Not that I know ffrom experience either! lol;) )</p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30941</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You have my Facebook status to keep you entertained. ;)

LOL! Someone said something similar about my son too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have my Facebook status to keep you entertained. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>LOL! Someone said something similar about my son too.</p>
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		<title>By: Alfred Thompson</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30940</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfred Thompson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My son was 10 pounds when he was born. I heard someone at he hospital ask &quot;I wonder why they had to bring that baby back to the hospital?&quot; the day after he was born.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My son was 10 pounds when he was born. I heard someone at he hospital ask &#8220;I wonder why they had to bring that baby back to the hospital?&#8221; the day after he was born.</p>
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		<title>By: Alfred Thompson</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30939</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfred Thompson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course I am pressuring you to blog. DO you have any idea how boring the blogosphere has gotten lately? I blame you for not setting a good example.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course I am pressuring you to blog. DO you have any idea how boring the blogosphere has gotten lately? I blame you for not setting a good example.</p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30938</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL! I&#039;m seriously considering LoJacking son #1. And I&#039;ll need some sort of voice and sound.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL! I&#8217;m seriously considering LoJacking son #1. And I&#8217;ll need some sort of voice and sound.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Geek</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30937</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr Geek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maggie was born at home, and it would have cost way to much to install the LoJack solution to our house. Although it might have had knock on uses for Bart now :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maggie was born at home, and it would have cost way to much to install the LoJack solution to our house. Although it might have had knock on uses for Bart now <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
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		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I was at the sucky hospital is what you&#039;re all saying then?! ;) Son #1 was 9+ lbs. and I know what you mean. He wore the newborn size for like, 11 days. Everyone thought he was several months old. He didn&#039;t even lose weight in the hospital, he gained!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I was at the sucky hospital is what you&#8217;re all saying then?! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Son #1 was 9+ lbs. and I know what you mean. He wore the newborn size for like, 11 days. Everyone thought he was several months old. He didn&#8217;t even lose weight in the hospital, he gained!</p>
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		<title>By: tendrils</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30934</link>
		<dc:creator>tendrils</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is hilarious!!!  

Punky did have a bracelet that set off alarms if he left the hospital floor.   (not that I would know that it worked....we didn&#039;t have to test it..but there was no highjacking of our Jack! He was too big at 11 lbs!  People wanted an infant...not a 3 month old!)

WELCOME BACK!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is hilarious!!!  </p>
<p>Punky did have a bracelet that set off alarms if he left the hospital floor.   (not that I would know that it worked&#8230;.we didn&#8217;t have to test it..but there was no highjacking of our Jack! He was too big at 11 lbs!  People wanted an infant&#8230;not a 3 month old!)</p>
<p>WELCOME BACK!</p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30933</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I gave birth at Stanford both times. They never had any lojack!

Alfred is pressuring me. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I gave birth at Stanford both times. They never had any lojack!</p>
<p>Alfred is pressuring me. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Scout's Honor</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30932</link>
		<dc:creator>Scout's Honor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Girl, where have you been?!  The hospital for my 12 year old had lowjack or a form of...

Supposedly they hid sensors in diapers and bracelets since they had a baby stolen at that hospital at Berkeley the year before we had our eldest.

Glad to see you blogging again. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Girl, where have you been?!  The hospital for my 12 year old had lowjack or a form of&#8230;</p>
<p>Supposedly they hid sensors in diapers and bracelets since they had a baby stolen at that hospital at Berkeley the year before we had our eldest.</p>
<p>Glad to see you blogging again. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30931</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What are you talking about? I&#039;ve already got GPS glued into his shoes. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you talking about? I&#8217;ve already got GPS glued into his shoes. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Alfred Thompson</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30930</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfred Thompson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m thinking Steve way want to take a close look at any presents he gets from you in the near future. At least those that are clothing or likely to be carried with him on trips. :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking Steve way want to take a close look at any presents he gets from you in the near future. At least those that are clothing or likely to be carried with him on trips. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30929</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ms. H- LOL! I didn&#039;t ask. ;D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ms. H- LOL! I didn&#8217;t ask. ;D</p>
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		<title>By: Ms. H</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ms. H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy cow that&#039;s funny!!

I wassss actually wondering how your dad knew so many details.  But I wasn&#039;t gonna say anything....

bwuah-ha-ha!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy cow that&#8217;s funny!!</p>
<p>I wassss actually wondering how your dad knew so many details.  But I wasn&#8217;t gonna say anything&#8230;.</p>
<p>bwuah-ha-ha!!</p>
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		<title>By: imhelendt</title>
		<link>http://imhelendt.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/baby-got-lojack/#comment-30927</link>
		<dc:creator>imhelendt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Emerald- I try. ;D Although I admit half my material was stolen by the actual existence of baby LoJacks. ;D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Emerald- I try. ;D Although I admit half my material was stolen by the actual existence of baby LoJacks. ;D</p>
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		<title>By: emeraldstrinkets</title>
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		<dc:creator>emeraldstrinkets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL thank you! I&#039;m laughing so hard I&#039;m crying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL thank you! I&#8217;m laughing so hard I&#8217;m crying.</p>
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