Psssssttt! Come here! Where did all these people come from? I can’t tell from the blog stats. And they’re all LOOKING at me. It’s like……they’re WATCHING me. It’s creeping me out. I’ve gotten a whole day’s worth of traffic in 3 hours. Is there like, a toilet seat cover hanging out the back of my pants? Can you see through my shirt? WHY ARE THEY HERE? I hope this isn’t over cat testicles again! I’m just going to slllliiiiiidddddeeee over here…..DID YOU SEE THAT? THEY’RE FOLLOWING ME!

I’m just going to go over and sit in the dark closet for awhile and see if they’re still here when I come out in the morning.